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Tropical Smoothie Seltzer

Untitled ArtHard Seltzer
ABV: 5%
88
Overall
Aroma
12
Flavor
17
Mouthfeel
5
Appearance
1
Waunakee, WI

What Our Editors Thought

Puree-thick and carrot-orange. On the nose, peachy notes collide with vanilla and pineapple. The sip is unapologetically sweet with the promised smoothie texture. It’s not a beer—it’s not even a seltzer. Perfect for brunchtime mimosa lovers. Nicely executed and bizarre.

What Our Panel Thought

Super thick—fruit puree coats the glass. Nice tropical aroma pops like ambrosia salad. Flavor is really sweet, like a blended fruit cocktail. Mouthfeel is thick but somehow carbonated. More of a novelty than a daily driver. Diabetes-driven poolside Mexican resort drink.

What the Brewers Say

Hard seltzer with vanilla, passion fruit, peach, and pineapple added.

Beyond Beer: Hard Seltzer, Hard Kombucha, and More (Apr-May 2021)
Review printed in: Beyond Beer: Hard Seltzer, Hard Kombucha, and More (Apr-May 2021)
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Date Reviewed: December 24, 2020